Green Apple Quick Step 

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.

Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.

Green Apple Quick Step by Keithrn October 7, 2009

Sack Ya Quick

"Ill Sack Ya Quick" is a canadian warning call while trying to ward off sexual attackers in a penetentary setting. Refers to the warning that if they make advances you will bag them in the nuts making the inevidable sexual act painful for both involved. Please ensure you give a warning kick motion when yelling ILL SACK YA QUICK!

Motherfucker you even look at my ass and Ill sack ya quick.

Sack Ya Quick by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

rip a quick jerk 

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes

Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!

rip a quick jerk by deviscool June 9, 2019

Lightning Quick Larcenist 

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it

You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist

Lightning Quick Larcenist by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020

mum come quick 

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday!

Ryan: omg how?!
Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' !
* proceeds on to more lad bants*

mum come quick by Juanyboy218 February 26, 2017

Lil' Quick

To slip one's snake into a woman's love nest at such a speed and of so little depth that the woman is unsure whether anything actually happened at all.

I understand the waiting game but can I just get up in that a LIL' QUICK!?

I can't be the dad I was only up in it a LIL' QUICK!

Lil' Quick by Dayman Fairfax March 14, 2011

Green-Apple-Quick-Step 

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.

"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."

Green-Apple-Quick-Step by Macsotsu January 30, 2005