by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 25, 2020
The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.
guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!
by Ultimate-Rowlet June 25, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went straight back to work after fucking the retard. And that's jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?
Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of scheduling yourself for a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel. I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
Again, asking loaded, re or de-contextualized questions does not exemplify an inability to defend a position I hold.
Hym "Loaded questions, out of context, from people who don't actually want an answer isn't the same as you asking me a question in the context of this things here. You're a piece of shit. Die faster. Die HARDER. Die and then be resuscitated... And then die a second time... Except even harder than the first time."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024