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School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
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pulling a stevon

Pulling a stevon:(verb) or just a stevon for short is when one continually passes out multiple times at parties after only minuscule amounts of alcohol. A stevon can also be categorized as someone who habitually passes out at parties and then proceeds to wake up and attempt to eat everything in sight.
Pat: Hey where is Will at?

Jerry: Oh I think he's pulling a stevon on the couch...
by Al Stevon February 25, 2009
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Pulling A Linus

To accidentally drop a expensive or irreplaceable piece of technology, usually related to computer hardware.
Austin almost ended up pulling a Linus when he nearly dropped an LG UltraWide monitor.
by cereal_killer_2017 August 11, 2017
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Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.
by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018
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Pulling a Musset

To make a comment that is too far, or simply causes people to stop laughing.
Pulling a musset- Chris pulled a musset, and everyone stopped laughing
by tombartlett_1990 September 28, 2008
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Pulling A Wookie

Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises
by Midnight Rebellion November 25, 2010
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pulling an emily

When you plan something and at the last minute you make up an excuse to back out
Emily says yes to a plan to hang out or something then at the very last minute she says she can't make it. Thats pulling an emily
by brundon123 June 27, 2014
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