Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Puddle duck

When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.

That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight

by Themaddestkunt September 22, 2022

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Meth Puddle

#MethPuddle can be used to describe or insult someone who is a life time member of glassy.

Oi bro, that girl ya had over last night looked like a fuckin half burnt meth puddle.

by heyheytaytay69 April 22, 2022

Cuddle Puddle

After sex cuddling in the wet spot.

After she squirted, we cuddle puddled in the wet spot.

by Kellydunn September 16, 2018

puss puddle

a puddle under a female that is made when a female gets wet or cums

He gave me the biggest puss puddle i've ever had!

by Steelan January 28, 2018