Ginger pubes

A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.

Crab: What be dat den, over der.

Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.

Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind

Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.

Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.

by Kev McGirly May 12, 2011

Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010

pube counter

One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.

Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!

by Benito Salvadore December 31, 2005

pube fro

when u put afrosheen in ur pubes and touch foster children

ryan miller is such a fag

by Bobby A August 22, 2003

Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

Pube-Train

the line of hair on a mans abdomen leading to his goods....

- young smart torontonian came up with this at the young age of 18.

Hot damn, his pube-train is growing out of control, razor that badboy asap.

by Ubz. December 13, 2010

pube-apalooza

The act of leaving behind inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in a public area.

My hotel maid did not clean up the last person's pube-apalooza in the bathroom.

Dude! What's with all the hair? You had a pube-apalooza in there!

by JAW1995 April 1, 2011