pubegnf

pubegnf is amazing, and show stopping

pubegnf is better than all of you

by tubboing August 31, 2021

Puberty

Puberty (Pub-er-ty) Is a strange and rare disease that causes pimples, mood swings, armpit/pubic/facial hair (for males), voice change, growth. For females, you may experience: Weird big lumps on your chest and blood coming out of your vagina every month. For males, you may experience: Facial hair, a deeper voice, and uhh- weird stuff with your dick. Females usually catch the puberty disease younger than males. (This is a joke btw)

-Oh no
-What?
-I caught the puberty disease!
-Oh no, me too!
-I hate these pimples - and this hair…

by thepansexualgenderfluidbitch October 10, 2021

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Pube-locked

A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.

Man, those two got pube-locked outside the Tabernacle.

by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022

public pubes

Those nasty mystery pubes that you can find on public toilet seats.

Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!

by Moe92 September 2, 2009

Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 7, 2010

Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011