Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009

Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.

heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.

by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008

professional amateur

Someone that is and will always be an amateur. A person that will never move to the next level and will never become better at a particular sport, job etc. They are called "professional" amateurs because it is almost like they are good at being mediocre.

That guy's a professional amateur, he's been working the same job for 25 years and hasn't moved up.

by Jpr1mo June 16, 2007

professional

a person engaged in one of the learned professions

Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him?
Person B: Hes an absolute professional!

by talulah91 September 16, 2009

professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011