poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.

I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.

by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.

He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.

by Marx And Engels April 4, 2006

Poon tang

A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc.

God damn, that was some sweet 'tang - Got her just as she was gettin' out the 'tub. I sucked her pussy 'till her head caved in.

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

poon swank

An erroneous odour emitting from a woman's vaginal area. The scent is unpleasant, causing nausea and uncontrollable bleeding.

She has got serious poon swank, and I couldn't do the deed!!

by Rags January 16, 2004

poon cheese

A infected stinky puss; yellow or brown-white secreted from the vagina.

-NO! You don't want to hit that ass! Them drawls are bruin some nasty poon cheese.
Fo-sho?


-(Prostitute)"I'll spread my sweet poon cheese all over your crescent roll." Mmmm you like that baby...

by Pimpz Modanu April 13, 2009

Poon Monsoon

A group of hot girls

I was sitting by the pool when a poon monsoon rolled in and took over the place.

by wildstar82 July 1, 2011

poon harpoon

Penis. Literally means a harpoon used to stab vaginas or "poon-tang".

"Man, my poon harpoon is so hard and ready... I'm about to spunk!"

by Liam Wallbanger May 16, 2006