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poo tickets

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet
by Richard10001 September 23, 2007
mugGet the poo ticketsmug.

Poo in a roll

it says it in the name, its a poo in a roll. Sort of like a hot dog but instead of a sausage is a big, long, juicy poo. Is used as a insult.
by browwwnnnnn October 27, 2011
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poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.
John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012
mugGet the poo bonermug.

Poo-down

When two people are poo shy, or incredibly gassy, and are both waiting for the other to vacate the restroom in order to obtain some privacy.
Jon: I had a poo-down yesterday with this guy who just wouldn't get up and leave. I waited there like ten minutes, but I won. He dropped no turds.
by Mr. Vincible March 10, 2009
mugGet the Poo-downmug.

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window
I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me
by mitch00uk April 9, 2015
mugGet the sock pooingmug.

Big Poo

It's just a picture of a sad cat, look it up
Big Poo is my favorite cat!
by Detective Dumbass March 1, 2022
mugGet the Big Poomug.

Poo Tactics

To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.

- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.

2. To use air freshner post-turd.

3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.

4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.

Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
by Ckrc December 22, 2013
mugGet the Poo Tacticsmug.

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