Plastic ravioli

A lubricated item that gose gose on your dingy that can prevent court costs, child support, medical bills for nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Cover your meat inna plastic ravioli brah. You don't need no damn kids.

by Ari_StarStuff September 2, 2020

Plastic surgery

You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."

Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"

Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."

Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."

Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."

Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You..."

Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."

Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

plastic goat

having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.

Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.

by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 9, 2005

Plastic Memories

Fake/ false memories

Jennifer always had these plastic memories of who she had once fallen in love with.

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 16, 2018

plastic love

The kind of obligatory love you feel to those in your family you would find despicable if you weren't your family members. Usually extended family you have to force a happy demeanor around.

I had an act of plastic love on around my pro-life grandfather.

by Nerida November 5, 2013

plastic milkbags

surgically enhanced breasts

Hollywood is notorious for its glut of starlets with plastic milkbags.

by fine tea February 7, 2009

Plastic Scot.

Somebody that pretends to be, or loves all things Scottish, yet voted against independence and prefers to see Scotland paying a foreign government in England for the privilege of being treated as a colony. A Scot that cheers on the national football side or rugby team yet thinks being ruled by England is better.

He's singing Flower of Scotland again yet votes tory? Another plastic Scot.

by Braveheart November 2, 2020