pistol

verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.

friend 1: "i call shotgun!"
friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"

by corzeske February 18, 2011

Hotter than a three dollar pistol.

Extremely hot to the point of physical displeasure or burning. Derived from 19th century American slang referring to a cheap pistol assembled from mismatching parts with improper tolerances, which when fired became very hot due to poor ignition and burning of the powder charge, and projectile friction from a misaligned chamber and barrel.

My car had been sitting in the sun with the windows up, and when I got inside the steering wheel was hotter than a three dollar pistol.

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

pistol kiking

An unbelievably long vascular but flaccid penis.

The buff man pulled down his pants to reveal his large package, to bad he has a pistol kiking.

by SirJr420 January 22, 2018

Pishton

A Pishton is a lil guy who can be a dickhead sometimes and usually calls people poor so pish+Christen=pishton

Ok Pishton stop getting triggerd u lil cunt

by Thefattynextdoor April 17, 2020

pistoratically

Extremely angry

"I so pistoratically angry"
-Matara French

by Big bitch burkss July 14, 2021

pistoriachor

The smell or fragrance of baking

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

by CJ1326 October 27, 2021

pishon

Pishon is a river in the bible.

Let’s go enjoy Pishon, I feel like I need a good vacation!

by Duckiscool November 23, 2021