Skip to main content

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.
by anonymous July 29, 2025
mugGet the Schrodinger's Pedophile mug.

Pedophile

Pedophiles are awesome and humble senior citizens who like to take care of the children all the time.
They love them and yes they love them.
Kim Kardashian: Kanye is
Pete: Yup a fucking pedophile , that's why you left him ballin' right?
by Dylan Achiles May 19, 2022
mugGet the Pedophile mug.

Pedophile

A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.
"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"
by i dont know what to put here b September 15, 2023
mugGet the Pedophile mug.

Pedophile Clan

A group of child molesting hackers within Canada that can seen censoring content creators and streamers by dumping money into gold and socially engineering institutions into censoring them, these child molesting hackers can be seen in hundreds of videos on youtube across numerous channels, these child molesting hackers that have been embezzling funds out of the Canadian dollar for the gold backed ruble have still not been charged to date
I heard about the Liberal Hivemind getting targetted by the pedophile clan, they literally wont play 2 videos of his in a row, its unfortunate that Canada has been seen defending these child molesting losers hacking people
by TheAnalBeadUser August 27, 2025
mugGet the Pedophile Clan mug.

Pedophile

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.
by justanotherblole May 3, 2022
mugGet the Pedophile mug.

Pedophile

It is when someone significantly older likes someone under the legal age
Eg. Shooter shane is addicted to minors and is sexually attracted to them and touches them. He is a pedophile
by Ninja08 August 6, 2025
mugGet the Pedophile mug.

Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.
My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.
mugGet the Pedophile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email