A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
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Pashmam fer khord is an iranian slang that is used almost by all people in iran. In a situation that is too shoking And it's used like this
My hair got curly
It means I'm so suprised
My hair got curly
It means I'm so suprised
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"Pashm"mrans usless hairs on body and "rikht" means pouring but in this slang means losing.
When you are shocked you can say: pashmam rikht.
"Pashm"mrans usless hairs on body and "rikht" means pouring but in this slang means losing.
When you are shocked you can say: pashmam rikht.
by A.778 May 29, 2019
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"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
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Get the Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls mug.Tano Pasman is an Argentine football (soccer) fan that was filmed during his outrage while watching a game of his favorite team, River Plate. Tano uses frequently the term "Andate a la puta que te parió", which is a local common phrase that literally translates to "Go back to the whore who gave birth to you", which ends up characterizing the video.
Tano Pasman -- La puta que me parióooo, la puta que me parióooo... No lo puedo creer la puta que me parióooo... ¡Sos un pelotudo! ¡Sos un hijo de puta Román! Paraguayo y la concha de tu madre
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