paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)

Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus

by Mista God January 1, 2012

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paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.

It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.

by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

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paralystuffis

When you're stuck because you want to get rid of stuff that is too nice/expensive to just throw away, but is missing one small part (like a Batcave playset that's missing the Batman figurine), so you feel too guilty to donate it.

I tried to clean out the kids' rooms, but got hit with a bad case of paralystuffis.

by RicoDetroit April 14, 2014

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