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bisexual panic

when a bisexual person sees attractive people who happen to be different genders and panic because they are both very attractive.
Tom Holland and Zendaya give me bisexual panic
by GMan24678 June 26, 2022
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Aroace Panic

when you think someone likes you (they dont) because you are overthinking stuff as an aroace person and trying to make sure no one asks you out/are paranoid
"do they like me, or do I have Aroace Panic"
by BackGroundSignal October 4, 2022
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don't panic it's organic

a phrase you say to people when they are freaking out from smoking too much pot or eating too many shrooms
"dude i'm freaking out."
"don't panic it's organic"
by turkeyfunk October 22, 2008
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satanic panic

When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.

Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:

1970s:

The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.

1980s:

Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.

The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.

1990s:

During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.

Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.

2000s:

Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.

Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
by udusers1 November 28, 2011
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Hispanic Panic

-A state of being typically seen in the (female) Hispanic community. Characterized by increased heart rate, rapid respirations, crying, wailing, fainting or fake fainting.

-Often seen in a setting of extreme grief, sadness or anger.

-A term sometimes used by emergency personnel on scene at an emergency.

- Sometimes, just a show for some attention at a mexican funeral.
-My tia walked in on Hector and Veronica having sex last night; she got all mad and went into Hispanic panic.

-So yesterday at Angel's funeral, my mom started crying hysterically and wailing at the casket. She ended up fainting , so we called 911. The EMT called it Hispanic panic.
by XSHEENX June 30, 2008
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uber panic

When you order an Uber and realize it's going to be there before you can finish your cocktail, pee and pay the bill.
Peter wouldn't have left his coat at the bar if he wasn't in such an Uber panic.
by Tark378 December 18, 2017
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Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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