A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.
by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019

by Dat_Boi42069 December 4, 2019

by Agentco February 5, 2020

I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.
by NOLApeening January 9, 2017

a different breed of penis.
by bepistheman15 November 13, 2020

by Big black salami July 31, 2019
