Onion Face

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.

Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."

by PT1906 January 7, 2012

onion jack

Some weird ass kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.

"A Onion Jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick's ass."

by Chubby67 July 6, 2017

onion hole

Onion Hole is best described as a foul, putrid, and/ or unkempt vagina.

Right before I went down on this girl I met at the bar, I smelled her Onion Hole & I nearly puked.

by Hoochy Baby December 5, 2017

Onion Sak

A hot, sweaty, smelly scrotum. Smells of pickeled onions and ripe cheese.

My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.

I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.

Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.

by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017

Onion Titties

Titties look like onions

“Bitch got them onion titties son”

by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018

Steamed Onion

Hot and sweaty sex with someone who hasn't showered in a month

"I'm not in the mood, I just had a steamed onion, and that was just wrong!"

by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010