Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

by Final Fox March 10, 2020

onion bob

Someone who smells like onions

Damn did you guys catch a whiff of onion bob April last night,God damn.

by Tdstew4 December 16, 2015

Onion Fuck

When a couple rubs onions all over their body before they have sex in order to make things sexier.

I’m totally going to onion fuck this girl...

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

Peeling Onions

Peeling Onions

(Peehl-ling Uhn-Yuns)

Definition: Crying or Sobing.

Term: Verb

E.g. - Yo' bro, you can quit peeling onions now.

or

Why is Tammy peeling onions again?

by Onion Guru Tim March 27, 2011

cum onion

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid

happy valentines
omg! a cum onion honey thank you so much!

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Onion Eater

A man/woman that eats a hooker's ass.

"Last night my client was an Onion Eater he wanted to eat my ass"

by BiggDaddy4 November 14, 2017

subway onions

When someone has really bad body odor and it smells like when you walk into a subway restaurant.

Whewww you've got the subway onions. Your armpits STINK!

by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 30, 2010