A person whom smacks another individual that feels the need to smile like a duck (duck face) in half of their pictures.
by Quacksmackin2011 July 7, 2011
Get the Quack Smackmug. by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019
Get the bean smackedmug. by Sunsmackerr October 4, 2010
Get the smack the sunmug. by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023
Get the smacked assmug. by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
Get the Cracker Smackmug. Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017
Get the dick smackedmug. vagina punch, only "playful"
by cookie smack September 9, 2013
Get the Cookie smackmug.