Titty-Nine

When two well-endowed males titty fuck each other in the 69 position.

Hey Bud, flop those big hairy man-tits on my dong and i'll do the same titty-nine style, then we'll go to White Castle.

by Charles Dildo July 09, 2011

five-foot nine

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."

My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.

by W.C's own June 25, 2006

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

nine inch nails

An Industrial Metal band. A great mix of Synth and Rock music. Are ironically against commercialism but now one of the most famous Industrial bands.

Gave way to Marilyn Manson.

Did not give way to: Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or any Nu metal shit.

nine inch nails

by mike December 29, 2003

ninety nines

taking way to long to do something

Tara: where's jeff? this guy's always late.
Jay: no kidding,he always takes 99's.

by jay dubb November 02, 2004

nine inch nails

One of the greatest industrial bands, composed of 1 memeber, Trent Reznor(greatest musician). The reason i said one of the greatest bands, and not THE greatest band is because The faint, Skinny puppy, Wumpscut, and Frontline Assembly are great bands too.

Trent IS inspiration.

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005

One Ninety-Nine

It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99

One Ninety-Nine

by Anonymous_Person_69 March 19, 2014