horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

gape horn

not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023

popcorn horn

The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.

Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.

by veronicacolemanfromucdavis November 21, 2010

AJAX HORN

If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x

Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.

by HalfCastVenom December 22, 2021

Sam Horning

a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.

sam horning is fucking rat poison

by cumguzzlerfuckface69 January 19, 2022

flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018

Around the horn

In mid-1900's police parlance, the strategy of moving an arrested person from precinct to precinct in order to keep his lawyer away and avoid any order of bail release for as long as possible.

Then they took me from one police station to another, every few hours. Taking me around the horn, they called it, so my lawyer couldn't get me out.

by ToolieLT November 27, 2017