its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex

guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh

by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020

swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017

dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

by lucacola March 14, 2018

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021