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its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex
guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020
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swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
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my dick in katie

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure
by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017
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dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
by lucacola March 14, 2018
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stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016
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stepping on my dick

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016
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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day
by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021
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