Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

Oklahoma glow worm

When two guys are fucking and one guy wraps his nut sack around the other one's dick as it goes into the other guys but.

Hey fred! Take a look at this Oklahoma glow worm!

by Foolishbean April 4, 2023

Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

by Hutler February 2, 2023

Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.

Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.

by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025