cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

cow nugget

Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit

What up cow nugget?

Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets

by Wickster November 29, 2015

cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

Liquid Cow

Milk

Got Liquid Cow?

by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020