How you were created.
by CartmanIsPokerface December 31, 2011
Get the Sexmug. "Here comes Evil Tim! Get the anal-lube quickly so he can purchase it fast and get the hell outta here before he rapes my cat!" - Chemist
by Republican Nazi April 17, 2006
Get the sexfulmug. by shilohh December 18, 2009
Get the sexmug. errotic pleasure between
1. a woman and a man, involving vagina and dick,
2. a woman and a woman, involving a vagina and anything they want to put in it, or
3. a man and a man, involving a dick and an asshole.
1. a woman and a man, involving vagina and dick,
2. a woman and a woman, involving a vagina and anything they want to put in it, or
3. a man and a man, involving a dick and an asshole.
1. Girl: "I'd take you in my bed, then we would start kissing and our bodies would become closer to each other and I would begin to kiss your neck, then id take off your shirt, and id feel your torso and make sure you really were ripped. Then you would take off my shirt, and id help you with the bra, and youd caress my boobs as I pulled off your pants so that I was on top with you in your boxers. Then I would strip down and be totally nude and shaved, and I would slowly put my hand down your boxers, stimulate your dick, then take off your boxers. Holding your dick you would insert into my vagina, making sure to lightly graze my clit, and you would slowly but surely ease it in. I would hold my breath as you caressed my hips as I came down on you, and you pulled me closer so that we were very tight together, me lying on top of you. I would hold your shoulders for support and thrust my hips forward, being sure to help your dick hit my front wall so that I’m breathing heavily in excitement. We go faster and harder, in and out and your adrenaline is pulsing as we heave. The climax rises for both of us and we both feel the orgasm coming, but we don’t want it to end, so we slow down, breathing hard and catching our breath. then we re-arrange and im half-kneeling and your getting it in doggy-style and this new position hits you and me both in a new way and we bask in the pleasure that rises as you put it in. and out and in and faster and faster until we can't take it any longer and i fucking scream as you cum. we collapse together and hold on tight as we replay the passion and slow our breathing. ya... then we'd be done."
Guy: "thats hott sex"
2. Carrie had sex with Lindsay last night to turn on Joe and Bryan, isnt that retarded?
3. Phil had sex with Paul because they were life partners and loved each other.
Guy: "thats hott sex"
2. Carrie had sex with Lindsay last night to turn on Joe and Bryan, isnt that retarded?
3. Phil had sex with Paul because they were life partners and loved each other.
by Emma_aint_high January 7, 2009
Get the sexmug. Priets like to have sex with little boys. I like to have sex with big boys. Guess, I am not a good Catholic anymore.
by katymylady May 17, 2006
Get the sexmug. Sex ;)
I put on my shortest skirt, and my tightest top, letting my d boobs show a bit.
I arrived to 4 th period and sat down at a desk next to Jacob. I let my boobs dangle down, so he could see down my shirt. I also “accidentally” let my hand brush the crotch of his pants. I felt a little something. I looked deeply into his eyes and winked. He stuck his hand down my pants and felt my new lacy black thong . He felt me up there, until I almost moaned. He stuck his hands into my panties and played with my clit. “Hey, Sarah” he said. Do you have to go to the bathroom?” He winked. I raced to the bathroom and went into a stall to undress. He came in a second later and saw me in a dripping black thong and a see through bra. He gasped
“Are you a big boob type of boy?” I asked.
“What are they?” He asked
“D 26”
He rushed over to me and rubbed my boobs. It was amazing. I ripped off his shirt and tugged down his pants. He pulled of my panties with his mouth and stuck his tounge up my vagina. He was and expert and used his long tounge to lick and bite gently. I slid my hands into his boxers and pulled his 9 inch cock out. He picked me up and slid my vagina onto his cock and his mouth onto my boobs. I moaned for him to go deeper. He slammed me against the wall and thrust his dick further than ever in. “All the way!!” I screamed. The pain was the best ever. He held me against the wall and dig further. He pulled in and out, in and out and it felt so amazing. The best sex ever
I arrived to 4 th period and sat down at a desk next to Jacob. I let my boobs dangle down, so he could see down my shirt. I also “accidentally” let my hand brush the crotch of his pants. I felt a little something. I looked deeply into his eyes and winked. He stuck his hand down my pants and felt my new lacy black thong . He felt me up there, until I almost moaned. He stuck his hands into my panties and played with my clit. “Hey, Sarah” he said. Do you have to go to the bathroom?” He winked. I raced to the bathroom and went into a stall to undress. He came in a second later and saw me in a dripping black thong and a see through bra. He gasped
“Are you a big boob type of boy?” I asked.
“What are they?” He asked
“D 26”
He rushed over to me and rubbed my boobs. It was amazing. I ripped off his shirt and tugged down his pants. He pulled of my panties with his mouth and stuck his tounge up my vagina. He was and expert and used his long tounge to lick and bite gently. I slid my hands into his boxers and pulled his 9 inch cock out. He picked me up and slid my vagina onto his cock and his mouth onto my boobs. I moaned for him to go deeper. He slammed me against the wall and thrust his dick further than ever in. “All the way!!” I screamed. The pain was the best ever. He held me against the wall and dig further. He pulled in and out, in and out and it felt so amazing. The best sex ever
by Yeetyskeetyreety February 25, 2019
Get the Sexmug. It was a long day for jakob got home from 10 straight hours of metal work carrie was standing at the door with no top and a tiny bottom just covering her vigina she said let's do it she sounded so excited I was excited to we got to our king size bed and I ripped off her tiny bottom and shoved her on the bed and it started my 8 inch penis in her vigina as hard as it could she was moaning so loud but she still said faster "FASTER FASTER FASTER" so I did I did it faster then I could do it to anyone it went on for about an hour then we stopped for a minute or 2 and she looked at my penis and said can i? I said go ahead excited. she got all the cum and I said my turn licking her vigina for about 30 mins. After that we barley wore clothes again unless we went out in public or people came to visit. Her curly bone hair was so beautiful I had a condem whenever I saw her to hump her in the anise or vigina and we had a great life
Beautiful sex
by somebody 17 July 16, 2016
Get the sexmug.