German Snowshoe

When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.

Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.

by AssMan1987 August 19, 2018

german airplane

A rather large penis of german heritage

I would like to park my german airplane in her italian hanger!

by midnight rider December 8, 2006

German chocolate

A mix of german and black

"My father is german and my mother is black, so that makes me german chocolate."

by Santana Marie July 16, 2006

Good German

A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.

The American CIA agents who relied on the White House legal justification of torture were nothing more than Good Germans.

by The Barefoot Bum June 18, 2009

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

German Circle

A trio of sex acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a sexual hula hoop.

It starts out with multiple performances of the Frankfurt Shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. This is followed by the man eating out the woman in true Munster Muncher style until she comes, after which the man performs a Berlin Airlift to finish off. Then they start again with a fresh Frankfurt Shuffle.

Last night, my wife and I hooped through the German Circle.

by Frank and His Girlfriend April 23, 2011

German compliment

A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.

Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"

"You looked better with the other haircut. "

"I've seen uglier girls than you."

by karorom July 11, 2020