Nonce

Joshua mccomish or alex olney ( i know that ur chinese boii)

Person 1 :Yo, what is that nonce doing ?
Person 2: oh thats josh/ alex, don't go near them!

by Chungus mc clungus February 7, 2020

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Nonce

Some who says sweeties rather then sweets

My name is nibbles and i say sweeties because i am a nonce

by White guy jamie September 10, 2020

Nonce

UK Slang For Pedophile

"That guy is such a Nonce!"

by grayjoycon February 10, 2018

Bot Nonce

A grown, often married, man who responds to Sex Bots on Social Media. Invariably, these men also post about family values, how society is going to the dogs and Christianity. They also tend to be quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst not realising that they are being groomed by a Bot Farm in Russia operated by 21 stone bald guy.

Sex bot "Are there any real men who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair

Your a right nonce

by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018