smack the pony

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

by Greg-K May 30, 2020

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

chucky pony

a smaller version of a charley horse.

Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

Pony in the Pancake

The feeling of wintertime or summertime any time of year.

Walking on the beach with Pony in the Pancake.

or

Today was truly a Pony in the Pancake day.

by P.I.P. November 2, 2008

Pony ride

Horse. Heroin. Shooting/smoking heroin. Keeps it kinda secret from others cause not many refer to heroin as 'pony'.

Anyone wanna go for a pony ride later?

by carfentanil February 19, 2012

Pony Up

1. Basically, to engage in sexual intercourse, but particularly if one is in the "cowgirl" position.
2. Pay up.
3. Another term for lesbian sex in the cowgirl position.

Guy: Pony up babe.
Girl: *climbs on*

by PigInADollHouse February 17, 2010

Phony Pony

Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.

Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.

That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!

by Joe Gayle February 21, 2003