Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.

"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."

by Wingy July 4, 2006

Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned

Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"

by Master gopher January 20, 2015

Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.

see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"

by sapien_red April 10, 2021

rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021

finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.

A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."

by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017

Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.

"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."

by rqd January 12, 2012

slut brain

When your Dominant puts you so deep into subspace that all you can think about is the unyielding, intense desire to be fucked.

I love when my man puts his hands on me. He gives me such slut brain whenever I am around him!

by Vorsteher Agony May 7, 2021