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pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."
by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017
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Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 4, 2006
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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 19, 2012
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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
by Sue Bell January 13, 2009
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brain-wacked

1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received

2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)
1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.

2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.
by Torreycat January 26, 2011
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finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.
A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."
by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017
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