Never see me again

An absolute masterpiece of a song

You:hey google what’s Kanye’s best song

Google:the best song by rapper/songwriter/producer Kanye west is the absolute masterpiece never see me again

by Moistymanz July 23, 2022

I'm never drinking again

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.

Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand

by UltimateDoge August 5, 2022

Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.

This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

The world may never know

An answer to absolutely every question not fulfilling the persons original questions.

Girl: “How old are you?”

You: “The world may never know.”

Girl: “Bruh.”

by Papa Smoke January 13, 2022

always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person

“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”

by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022

I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)

Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!

by James Alcock December 31, 2012

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009