never actually sent astronauts

NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS

Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS

by Hard Core Truth May 27, 2019

Never see me again

An absolute masterpiece of a song

You:hey google what’s Kanye’s best song

Google:the best song by rapper/songwriter/producer Kanye west is the absolute masterpiece never see me again

by Moistymanz July 23, 2022

Never Ending Aju Nice

The encore performance of popular K-pop boy group SEVENTEEN where the song VERY (AJU) NICE is played on repeat. Often played by the staff by surprise to the members as well. This creates an unexpected phenomenon where SEVENTEEN will say their farewells and leave the stage just to come back seconds after the curtain closes to play AJU NICE "one more time"

Person 1: Hey I heard you went to a SEVENTEEN concert last night, how was it?

Person 2: It was great! I got to experience Never Ending Aju Nice!

by bellelovesyou August 24, 2023

always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person

“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”

by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022

I'm never drinking again

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.

Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand

by UltimateDoge August 5, 2022

I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)

Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!

by James Alcock December 31, 2012

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009