Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

nacho

a crusty pussy

that girl got a nacho

by tdr2253 January 23, 2004

nacha

The space between your balls and your ass.

Thats nacha balls and its nacha ass.

by tukananny May 1, 2003

Nachiket

foot massages, warm foot massages,

I would like a Nachiket, right about now after a long walk.

I love getting a Nachiket, after walking in my new shoes.

I love Nachikets.

by TTTTTOOoooonnnniiiiii January 20, 2011

toilet nachos

food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.

Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.

by princess1237 February 12, 2010

Nacha

The line that goes down the middle of your scrotum separating your nuts, and down to your gouche.

My girlfriend has a weird fetish to lick my nacha.

I got hit perfectly in the center of my crotch and I ended up with an indent in my nacha.

by Chango y zorro August 2, 2016

nacho bowl

If a woman is to have sex with more than one man, when a guy leaves his cum all over a girl's pussy for the next guy, so when guy 2 goes in it sticks all over his dick, like tortilla chips in nacho cheese.

"Her husband was pulling into the drive-way, so I nacho bowled his wife, and left the fucker a mess."

by twipie March 17, 2007