Freedom Muffins

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

by Harkinian23 June 28, 2010

upsidedown muffin

a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf

b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly

if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014

Slurry muffin

An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.

jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"

stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."

by Nykkole August 12, 2009

muffin sandwich

A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.

Mark was hungry for sex, so he ate out his girlfriend's muffin sandwich.

by Juan Henandez October 16, 2007

meadow muffins

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

by David Bassler April 14, 2006

Leg muffins

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

by Saffronrae September 19, 2014

Muffin moment

n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.

Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.

by Nickjken March 29, 2020