The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.
I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.
by Lance G. July 02, 2009
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005
a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
by Sexydimma July 27, 2014
A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.
by Juan Henandez October 02, 2007
by David Bassler March 29, 2004
by Nickjken March 30, 2020
A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
by Venumb77 January 30, 2010