Buffin the Muffin

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.

While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.

by NatraLee February 17, 2015

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Slurry muffin

An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.

jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"

stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."

by Nykkole August 12, 2009

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a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf

b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly

if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014

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muffin sandwich

A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.

Mark was hungry for sex, so he ate out his girlfriend's muffin sandwich.

by Juan Henandez October 16, 2007

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