mogno

Mogno is what is often typed, accidently of course, when looking for the definition of "mongo"

Morven-"Look at Emma, she typed Mogno instead of Mongo, what a tit."
Emma-"Shut up."

by Emma!&Morvy! September 20, 2006

Mongolian Chicken Fajita

A sanitized variant of Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but more work and family friendly.

Man, that entire operation turned into one big Mongolian... Oh, hi there boss! Mongolian Chicken Fajita on us.

by Bubba Bo-Bob-Brain October 9, 2008

mondorschte

A dildo battery.

Greg: Hey my dildo is out of battery, have you an extra mondorschte?

Paul: Yea, it's in my room I'll get it now.

by bantermerchant August 7, 2009

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

Mongolian Eyebrow Tag

The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.

Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?

by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014

mongolian rat trap

a sexual position performed by a man with a ferocious boner.
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...

"dude i mongolian rat trapped my girlfriend last night into my glass coffee table."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."

by Oliver Clozov January 11, 2008

Mondo Hooters

Some big ass hoots, man. Not just D's. MMM, bro. Hence "Mondo Hooters"

That ho's got some mondo hooters

by DACLEAT July 10, 2005