Mistake Whiskey 

A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."

Mistake Whiskey by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

Misconstrusion 

The act of misconstruing something, or not understanding something

Your reaction was a misconstrusion of my intent!

Misconstrusion by JPAA January 16, 2011

missouri flamethrower 

When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.

Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.

missouri flamethrower by Missouri Flamethrower May 29, 2014

mistone 

To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.

I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!

mistone by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

mississippi teabag 

The act of dipping your nutsack in a woman's vagina

I invited her in for tea and then gave her the Mississippi teabag

mississippi teabag by nutsack muscle August 28, 2016

mistelemariamorous 

The feeling you experience when you tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call

Jordan felt very mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company

Cable Company Lady: "Ok Mr.Needlewum, you're all set up with our fabulous Sunday sports channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Jordan: "Uh no, I think that will do it, I love you.."

mistelemariamorous by WordsLol November 7, 2017

missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch

“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

“Fuck off mom”

missing assignment by NordysOnSaturn February 20, 2018