The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.

I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!

by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

Mr Matanda

A very sexy beautiful young man. He is very short and very strict. He is the god of all beings and omn-potent. He created life itself in its very purest form. You could consider him god. He is also very attractive everyones goal is to be his boyfriend

Jim: Hey whos that hot babe
Bob: omg its mr MATANDA i need autograph

by MONKE12333 November 5, 2021

fredy mata

Any man named this gets no bitches and probably looks like a rat

Fredy mata gets no bitches

by Gritty Mankey Man February 10, 2022

AMbD MaTap

One who others consider to be privileged and lucky to know and be friends with.

Yo, man, he's the AMbD Matap, no horse shit, man!

by AMbDMaTaP May 10, 2022

hooyo mataalo

The terms "hooyo mataalo" and "say wallahi" are antonyms of a fob from the coasts along the Guardafui Channel

is she a hooyo mataalo ?

by holinthreesff July 7, 2022

Isaac Matalasi Yorahee

A person with a really short temper, they often speak in a zesty tone and are really disrespectful to their friends.

Guy 1: Bro Isaac Matalasi Yorahee be pissing me off

Guy 2: I swear he just so disrespectful

by Giantdicksucker#12 August 14, 2023