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mexican duck 

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.
mexican duck by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015

Mexican Mile 

The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.

mexican anal 

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
mexican anal by Babettebear January 24, 2017

mexican school bus 

Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.
Dude I heard he was the driver in a Mexican school bus.

Mexican Skidmark 

An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.
Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.

Mexican Shirt 

This is when someone is very fat, but just casually roams around with no shirt. This is typically a male of Latino descent when playing video games. To wear a Mexican Shirt is to wear no shirt at all and the only layer of protection is body fat.
Look at Aidan! He's rocking that Mexican Shirt lifestyle while playing Rainbow Six Siege! What a chubby guy!
Mexican Shirt by Pulsar Plays November 21, 2019