Messecessity

Messecessity is purposefully making a mess in order to find something lost, complete a project, or achieve a goal.

Trashing the den was a messecessity; Karen lost her keys...again.

I drink purely out of messecessity; reality sucks otherwise.

by Spacedog777 February 15, 2020

messem

A legend who is the best skater of all time , people with this name are just total players. Watch out for your girl before he takes her.

that boy is a messem.

by messem December 4, 2020

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021

messare

That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…

See that guy? Yeah he’s a Messare, his newborns balls are bigger than his.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

Messagore

1. A person who loves God with all their heart
2. A respectful person who has a great personality
3. A blessed person

Bro, your such a Messagore!

by Understanding567 November 22, 2021

Messan

An international traveler. Open to ideas and cares the most about the people who believe in him. Also an unstoppable force in the water

Messan is unstoppable in water polo

by Intlblackwaterpolo10 November 23, 2021

Messai

An instrument used to illuminate a canvas or manuscript by hand.

They formed Clay into a Messai to write the manuscripts.

by Worqabeba November 23, 2021