Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 04, 2019

memorial junior high

Ghetto ass children who look younger than their actual age each year and now have to wear clear bookbags after a riot

"That kid is lowkey weird."
"They go to memorial junior high."

by Tshana Love April 12, 2024

Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.

“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes

by April 04, 2023

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian March 03, 2016

Quotagraphic Memory

When an individual is able to recollect word verbatum quotes from random movies and shit. And encorporate that into any day to day conversation.

Wow, that's from Secret To My Success, Right? That's such an old film. How did you know that? do you have a Quotagraphic memory?

by Shrimpton February 03, 2022

memory bank is loaded

Rich in memories

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded

by Indacloudman March 23, 2018

GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

by GOD AND MOSES November 06, 2017