Melonite 

Bad YouTuber who plays Minecraft. Has 1k subs and power has corrupted him. Has weird thumbnail and makes mouse noises. Only Minecraft youtubers like him

“Omg so groady, he must be a melonite”

“A Minecraft YouTuber? Mans he sounds like a melonite”

Melonite by Anonymous blob May 30, 2019

Melon Squad 

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

Melon Squad by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

Melonophile 

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

Melonophile by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020

melonk 

The biggest and best bob to walk on plant earth. Tho he’s not the biggest female bag getter he’s a truly nice guy more known as a simp

Wow is that the freshman that claims he’s the melonk

melonk by Youngmanm November 16, 2020

Melontonin cocktail 

A drink consisting of crushed melontonin and a yogurt drink. This drink is given to children with sleeping disorders. Check with the child's doctor for correct dose. This is a drink I came up with since I had 4 children who had a hard time sleeping. The kids love this drink.

My daughter drinks a Melontonin Cocktail nightly.

Melontonin cocktail by SK0320 March 2, 2021

Melon Lord 

I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

Melon Lord by sunnyday March 3, 2021

MelonKnob 

The stem of a melon that is used by George Michael for anal intervention

Freddie had great fun with that melonknob last night

MelonKnob by mrphil March 3, 2021