True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
The True Melons are the best :P
by M3l0n H3@d May 30, 2019
Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
by Black eyed cooler July 4, 2022
Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour
by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021
Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
vincenzo melon is the man
by locostacos56 August 3, 2018
Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
by I’m sand December 4, 2020