Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 04, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew is a goof with blonde hair and blue eyes some Matthews are warm hearted and nice Matthews can also be hot

hey look its Matthew my friend

by Chimpy2O March 07, 2019

Matthew

A lady collector. Gets all the ladies. No one knows why. He might hoodwink them. Maybe he's Harry Potter. Idk man. I just know that he yoinks all the ladies.

Dayum there's matthew
Of course, he's with ladies
what do you expect Jeremy he's Matthew

by clockmanidk October 18, 2021

Matthew

A talented young man who enjoys singing and making joke about his friends. Matthew enjoys making other laugh and having a ball with his loved ones.

Matthew is hilarious

by Ya.babyg July 03, 2017

Matthew

A person who struggles to have a good smile even with good teeth, and instead of giving a answer they may prefer to just grunt, although Matthew is ok at sports.

That person doesn’t know how to smile, he is a Matthew

by Come at me punk! January 22, 2018

Matthew

The name Matthew is usually given to annoying boys who are most likely smart

Person 1: I have to work with Matthew on the task :(
Person 2: it’s okay he is pretty smart though.

by HowTheHellDoIRead December 23, 2018

Matthew

He’s nice and u wanna Hug him all day and if u know him hang in to him cause he’s nice and very charming

Oh there’s Matthew so handsome!

by Hello how are y July 05, 2019