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Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.
Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.
by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018
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Claire martin

claire martin is awesome. She is always there for people even if shes sad or even busy. When she does not feel very well she still wakes up and gets on with her day. She is the best mom ever. She always thinks of others before herself. She is the prettiest person in the world and always will be. Claire is great at making clothes well shes not great she is the BEST!!!!!!!!
Everyone loves claire martin
Claire marin means that she is cool and the strongest person ever.
by heilan coo February 3, 2021
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Kieran Martin

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.
Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 6, 2020
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the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.
“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”
by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023
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Astro Martin

Hey, What’s your name?
Astro Martin
Oh, right... ok
by Dimension13 October 3, 2019
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Pulled a Martin

Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin
by Garfield007 October 20, 2008
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Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!
Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement
by Boonshanka November 9, 2019
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