This guy is the most odd man you will ever find. I can’t tell if he’s just a little goofy or was dropped on his head as a baby. To describe him, he looks like he would drop out of university to play trombone and then come back just to hang out in the school bar. He looks like he sleeps with both his feet in one sock and listens to cows mooing to fall asleep. I don’t think he could do 8+17 but he looks like he could probably recite the entirety of a war from 1812. He looks like he’d have asthma and be allergic to 16 different things and also be colour blind.
Oh marshall, yeah I know that guy had an asthma attack while trying to get his epi pen out because he couldn’t see the colours on the signs
by anonymous March 19, 2024
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