Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...

Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"

by HalloM8 June 25, 2017

Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.

Manchester United are the best team in the UK

by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020

Manah Mishra

In India , Manah means winning all hearts bye words and actions .It is said that it is one of the name out of 108 names of goddess Durga . Mishra is a surname it is used bye Brahmin pandit ..

Manah Mishra is a good girl and always blossoms with new things every day

by Shivi Mishra 408 November 24, 2021

Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.

Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?

by NotACityFan October 4, 2022

macphearson

blonde boy sometimes looks retarded but is very lovable. is very obsessed with german boys. may rape them occasionally. albino like.

im in love with a macphearson

by enrickee November 6, 2010

Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).

Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.

by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006

Manchina

The anus of an asian male whose anus has not been cleaned properly after defecation.

My manchina is sticky because I only wiped twice.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011