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pinball machine

sexual manoevre in the doggy style position involving a headboard or suitable wall. the partner must have their head reasonably close to said wall, while the male slaps the sides of the partners thighs during intercourse. at the point of no return, the male pulls out, slams back in with enough force to hit the partner's head on the wall and yells "TILT!!!"
"Jessica came crawlin back."

"So?"

"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"

"Niiice."
by mecher_440 January 21, 2010
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Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat
The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.
by rusty time machine March 23, 2010
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Rage Aganist The Machine

most often called Rage AGAINST the Machine or RATM for short.
by spell-checker October 25, 2003
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portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 25, 2007
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Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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Machine May

A lazy, irresponsible, delusional and frequently unemployed person with a pathological tendency to tell lies.
Even after the birth of his child, he was so Machine May that he preferred to stay home and spend all day on the internet rather than work.
by Shiloh McIver December 16, 2003
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machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine
When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
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