The genitalia of an overweight woman, usually moist due to overactive sweat glands and overabundance of flesh. In the case of the morbidly obese, lack of proper hygiene also contributes.
I hadn't been laid in about six months so I trolled for fat chicks at the local bar. The girl I brought home must have weighed at least two bills. She sure had a soppy muffin.
by Lance G. July 2, 2009
Get the Soppy muffinmug. While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
by NatraLee February 17, 2015
Get the Buffin the Muffinmug. a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
by Sexydimma July 26, 2014
Get the upsidedown muffinmug. A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.
by Juan Henandez October 16, 2007
Get the muffin sandwichmug. by David Bassler April 14, 2006
Get the meadow muffinsmug. When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins
by Saffronrae September 19, 2014
Get the Leg muffinsmug. by Nickjken March 29, 2020
Get the Muffin momentmug.