Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

Josh Lynsdell

utter cock

Josh Lynsdell

by lbsf1 September 26, 2011

Fatty Lines

1. A Man who considers himself to be hot shit but he doesn't know that everyone hates him and wants to kill him.
2. When a girl sucks on a peepee 2mm or less, This one is dedicated to my boy Matt.
3. When somebody brags when theyre team wins one game and stil has to win two more to still make the playoffs.

1. I wanna fuck up a Fatty Lines.
2. Girl: Oh my god Lucy, I was having like uh hardcore sex last night and uhm the kid had a Fatty Lines.
3. Dude the Cowboys still have to win 2 games to make the playoffs, that dicks a fatty lines.

by FIGHTIN MUSTACHE NO MORE December 20, 2008

The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage

Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

blurred lines

tan lines

"damn girl look at your blurred lines from tanning"

by sjfhisxbjdxnjssjxhx February 22, 2014

switchin lanes

Doing lines of cocaine; switching between lines of coke

I was up til 5:30 last night just switchin lanes.

by highflier March 8, 2011

Lynette

loud, obnoxious, parrot who likes the schlong or the use of the word schlong

like to stick her butt out at people

much like a baboon
great person once you get to know her but until then is annoying like a fire alarm

oh the lynette went off last night

by Turtlisous May 25, 2014