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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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lose a lung

A phrased used to call attention to the absurd length, breadth, and extremity of the cough of a person who has been coughing.

More often associated with Marijuana culture in Saskatchewan, Canada. Though the phrase does appear in some films and literature.
Can be used in a self-deprecating fashion, like:

"Goddam that Cannabis is fine, I lose a lung every time I toke this fine herb."

Or, it can be used to denigrate someone, like:

"Jesus, if you are going to lose a lung every time you smoke, go do it with someone else."
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lung rockets

i need to identify the times of the day where i most enjoy firing up lung rockets in order to quit smoking.
by killacamdipset May 8, 2014
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lunge dab

A rare and spectacular phenomenon consisting of a lunge simultaneously occurring with a dab. When attempting a lunge dab, participants must go hard or go home.
Tom: I love a good dab, me!
Sparky: I will dab until the end of time.
Nicole: I live for the lunge and can't think of anything better... WAIT!
***ALL THREE LUNGE DAB***
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lung bunny

A wad of sticky sickly sputum from a productive cough.
"I'm illin, brah, and I just coughed up a lung bunny"
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Lung Butter

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes
Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.
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